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男人要发言!!!

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发表于 2012-5-28 21:56 | 只看该作者 | 倒序看帖 | 打印

男人发言了


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沙发
发表于 2012-5-29 17:30 | 只看该作者
Unfortunately all of these is true!

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板凳
发表于 2012-5-29 18:06 | 只看该作者
(ZT)Women's Rules for Men -

THE THINGS WOMEN WANT: (IT'S A LONG LIST);

* Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
* If you're in a bad mood, we're going to assume it's our fault. So, tell us what's bothering you.
* Don't act like a big shot to impress us. It always backfires.
* Quit complaining about your boss. Find another job.
* Sunday is usually the only day we can relax. Be flexible about the all-day sports rule.
* Pay attention. We like to give clues. "Susie and Bob tried a great new restaurant" means "Why don't you ever take us anywhere nice?"
* Would it kill you to mark our birthday, anniversary and Valentine's Day on your calendar?
* If we wanted to check our own oil, rotate our own tires, change our own fuses and put stuff on the highest shelf, we'd be men.
* We'll stop faking it if you'll stop asking us.
* We'll never bug you to stop and ask for directions if you'll just figure out in advance how to get where we're going.
* Yes, it's true. Sometimes we like to call up and talk about nothing. Get used to it.
* PMS is a medically recognized condition. It's not in our heads.
* We care nothing about monster trucks, car systems, stereo systems or paint ball. We're just pretending.
* The kissing must never stop.
* We have no intentions of shaving our legs everyday.
* Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
* We will always think we're fat. Would it kill you to tell us we're not?
* We will never pick a fight with you while you're doing the laundry or the dishes or washing our car.
* Don't ask for our phone number if you don't intend to use it within 48 hours.
* Don't blame us for the sins of your ex-wives and girlfriends.
* Understand that tit-for-tat doesn't mean anything dirty. It just means for every wrestling match we watch with you on TV, we get one "The Practice."
* If we don't laugh, it doesn't mean we don't get it--we get it- -it means it's not funny.
* If you ask us where we'd like to go on a date, don't pout when we tell you.
* Don't count our shoes and we won't count your Playboys
* If you've finished the toilet paper, replace the roll. We bet you can figure out where we keep it.
* If you ask us what's wrong and we say nothing, ask us again. And this time, look sincere
* We are not nags, it's just that you never do what we ask the first time.
* Real men run dishwashers.
* And dust.
* Inviting us to come over to watch you watch sports is not a date.
* Don't bring your cell phone on a date unless you have children.
* If you hold our hand in public, it doesn't mean you're whipped.
* We believe that you mean everything that it says in a greeting card. So, spend a few minutes and pick out a nice one.
* When we say money isn't important, we're lying.
* No one dies of a cold.
* If you call yourself "the kid" and/or speak of yourself in the third person, we will have to leave.
* If it itches, wash it.
* When you answer us while you're watching television, at least turn your head in our direction.
* If you would compliment us on a regular basis, we would stop asking you if we look fat and if other girls are prettier than we are.
* If you only knew how much getting flowers for no reason means to us, you would do it and your life would improve exponentially.
* Consider removing your back hair. We'd be glad to shave it.
* What's the deal with the baseball cap? You're bald. Get over it.
* If you compare us to your mother, we'll compare you to our father. And you'll come up short
* When you send us flowers, always send them to the office.
* Only the worst kind of a pig stares at other women when he's with us. We look at other men, but we do it discreetly.
* When no one's home, stand in front of a mirror and practice this until you can say it in public, "I was wrong."
* After you've mastered that, work on, "I'm sorry."
* We are neither your mother nor your maid.
靖康耻,尤未雪。

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地板
发表于 2012-5-29 20:11 | 只看该作者
如此長篇大论看样子还真是满腹牢骚,憋了多年,发出来吧!

心情好点了吗?

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忙里偷闲

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发表于 2012-5-29 20:46 | 只看该作者
如此長篇大论看样子还真是满腹牢骚,憋了多年,发出来吧!

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老钳公 发表于 2012-5-29 20:11

ZT...ZT ... 如有雷同,请勿对号入座 。。。
靖康耻,尤未雪。

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发表于 2012-5-29 22:16 | 只看该作者
谁是男士代表??
后退一步天地宽。

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